Windows Vista Source Code Leaked!

A friend of a friend of a friend of mine works for Microsoft. Last week I met him at a party. After a couple of rounds of Vodka, our MS friend showed me the latest source code of Windows Vista beta. I managed to get it on a thumb drive without his knowledge. Please do not share this with anyone as this is highly confidential. MS may ask me to remove this any time, so copy the source to your hard drive as soon as you see this.

The code surprisingly, is only a few lines. So on to the source:

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Update: I uploaded the code above as image because of formatting issues with the WordPress editor.

60 thoughts on “Windows Vista Source Code Leaked!

  1. nah, that’s pretty low. funny though. i’m susbscribed to a OSF “badvista” newsfeed which brought me here. think i’ll unsubscribe..

  2. if the operating system itself is over 2GB how could the source code only be 10 KB, LOL shows how stupid the majority of you are.

  3. “if the operating system itself is over 2GB how could the source code only be 10 KB, LOL shows how stupid the majority of you are.”

    – now that IS funny! Do you think this kid is 12? Do you think he can program? HELL.. do you think he can even spell I.Q ?!

  4. hehe.. that’s great!

    WindowsVista()
    {
    checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();
    /** Ok. The idiot seems to have
    * some high end hardware.
    * Lets make his life miserable
    */
    runInternetExplorer7();
    }
    lol

    mfg RealOerke

  5. HAHAHA!!! That’s pretty good :D!

    ie7.featureset = firefox_features

    lol That made me laugh and TRUE.

    Microsoft >= CHEAPSKATES

    and when will they ever realize? hmmmm

  6. no no, the source code is this:

    #include “WINDOWS_98_BETA_RSOD_BSOD_HUMILIATION.H”

    class windows-3-1 extends windows98

    return bsod_times_infinite;
    get
    moneyforbill();
    set
    FULLSYSTEMDESTRUCTIONBYBSODEXCEDENCE(in_1_minute);
    do_not_activate_windows();
    expire();
    bsod();
    bsod();
    reboot_to_rsod();
    die(bsod_rsod);

  7. Hy people nice to read hehe this ms guys question did some one compile the code? he he please dont work with ms just make examens nothing else just read books but dont work with ms thanks

  8. the real vista source
    #include windows_95.h
    if set windows 95 as os
    else
    set os windows 98
    endif
    if ram is set 3 Gb
    then
    print”your ram is to low pleas buy more ram”
    else
    if processor is set to 4GHZ then
    print”your cpu power is to slow please buy an with more power”
    else
    //Game on
    end if
    //Game on
    while
    iexplorer 3.0 i= firefox.cpp i++
    do
    load firefox
    done;

  9. Vista source is:

    //Vista source
    //TOP SECRET!!! Codename: Longhorn. Build 6060. Windows Vista

    #include “error.h”
    #include “dos.h”
    // #include “working_os.h”
    #include “6060_alpha1.h”

    #define errors = YES
    #define hardware_support = low
    #define game_prevista_support = low
    #define software_prevista_support = low
    #define os_enable_bluescreen = true

    void main (int systemMemoryGb,int systemProcessorGhz)
    {
    if(systemMemoryGb < 2 or systemProcessorGhz < 3)
    {
    try
    {
    bluescreen_create(reason=needMoreMemory);
    delay(5);
    bluescreen_throw();
    system_shutdown();
    }
    onexception
    {
    error_throw(“Can’t start c:\windows\system32\bluescreen.exe!!! Error id 95427429. Error description: (c:\windows\error_dll_cache\err_desc.dll not found)”);
    hd_led(flashing=true);
    dosomething(time=60s);
    systen_shutdown();
    }
    }
    else
    {
    randdata=prior(high,createRanddata(2gb));
    mem_alloc(2gb);
    mem_put(randdata,previous_allocated_mem_zone());
    uac(true);
    system_load(time=10min);
    sysdefine(loadnewbugs=true,bugloadserver(“http://bugserver.ms.com/getbug.mspx?os=6060&num=unlimited”));
    uac_need_permission();
    do_100_times {
    need_windows_activation(acceptcdkey=false);
    }

    while(!bluescreen)
    {
    system_running(errors=true);
    make_error(randerror());
    disable_antivirus();
    request_attack(from=”hacksrv.hackers.com”);
    firewall_allow(“ipv4(*.*.*.*:*)”);
    throw_rand_bug();
    }

    bluescreen_from_id_throw(rand(0,5555));
    dosomething();
    hd_led(flashing=true);
    halt();

    }

    }

  10. i laughed my ass off. anyone who knows anything about programming and how shitty and crashable windows is will think this is funny- Vista no exception……even with all the source code, “Borrowed” from mac osx haha

    thank you for the laugh.

  11. jajaja Puto Gates!! Se está forrando a base de robar código fuente de OS X y copiar de sus So’s anteriores…

    if((installedRam < 2 || ProcessorSpeed < 3Ghz))

    printf(“Tu prdenador es una mierda para usar Windows Vista, dejate una pasta en otro nuevo e intenta de nuevo.”);

    else{}

  12. The “extends windowsXP” part was true, “implements nothing” made me laugh.

    Seeing this in real syntax was the best part.

  13. ““if the operating system itself is over 2GB how could the source code only be 10 KB, LOL shows how stupid the majority of you are.”

    – now that IS funny! Do you think this kid is 12? Do you think he can program? HELL.. do you think he can even spell I.Q ?!”

    Erm, I’m 12 and I understand that:
    a- you are an idiot
    b- you dont understand what “source code” is
    c- you actually think that is really a windows code leak (it’s a JOKE. now SHUT UP)

    Btw i can program, in case you hadn’t guessed.

  14. jajajaja
    es la pero estupides que he visto…

    !mas dinero para billy, jajaja
    si tiene mucha razon, y ahora con eso de que corta el win xp para obligar ala gente a comprar su basura de vista

  15. Un saluto agli stronzi italiani che guardano la pagina. For the stupid 10th guy that commented: that’s java not C++…Study harder programming then come back

  16. “Since when would you see C preprocessor directives in Java?”

    You know, Microsoft will always find a way to show off their BSOD’s, you ask since when? Ever.

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  19. This is real code
    //WARNING
    //Top secret source code
    //No dare release
    main{
    init Windowsvista;
    messgeshow(“welcome to windows vista”);//todo: fix spelling mistake
    bootscreen(show);
    if(getram < 1200000gb)
    bsod("fuck this crap hardware. man we are living in 2014 go get a 1200000gb ram");//todo: add more insults
    }
    else{
    showfancygraphics();//todo: improve fancy graphics
    bsod("failed to show fancy graphics go buy a good computer");
    }
    bsod(text){
    setpixelcolor(all, girly_pink);
    settext("loser haha bsod this is bsod =newline error is ==text");
    }

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