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Windows Vista Source Code Leaked! | May 06th 2006

A friend of a friend of a friend of mine works for Microsoft. Last week I met him at a party. After a couple of rounds of Vodka, our MS friend showed me the latest source code of Windows Vista beta. I managed to get it on a thumb drive without his knowledge. Please do not share this with anyone as this is highly confidential. MS may ask me to remove this any time, so copy the source to your hard drive as soon as you see this.

The code surprisingly, is only a few lines. So on to the source:

source-1.JPG

source-2.JPG

Update: I uploaded the code above as image because of formatting issues with the WordPress editor.

Posted in Microsoft

51 Comments »

  1. Nice nice nice:)

    Comment by Gentle Ginjeet — May 6, 2006 @ 6:16 pm

  2. This one was nice

    Comment by Anonymous — May 6, 2006 @ 6:26 pm

  3. hilarious!–>

    Comment by Anonymous — June 2, 2006 @ 11:21 am

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  5. AWSOME!! lol

    Comment by napster — December 17, 2006 @ 3:55 am

  6. кстати, как вы относитесь к силиконовым имплантантам?

    Comment by Иполит — January 10, 2007 @ 2:21 am

  7. nah, that’s pretty low. funny though. i’m susbscribed to a OSF “badvista” newsfeed which brought me here. think i’ll unsubscribe..

    Comment by nowinter — January 10, 2007 @ 2:49 am

  8. поебень (bullshit)

    Comment by evilbloodydemon — January 10, 2007 @ 10:37 am

  9. lastReportNumberOfBugs is too big to release Vista this century.

    Comment by Antitest! — January 10, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

  10. Какое секретное наречие С++.
    (Some secret kind of C++)

    Comment by Kas — January 10, 2007 @ 8:30 pm

  11. Is nice. I like :)

    Comment by Vlad — January 10, 2007 @ 11:09 pm

  12. Haha funny stuff

    Comment by Si — January 21, 2007 @ 8:54 am

  13. if the operating system itself is over 2GB how could the source code only be 10 KB, LOL shows how stupid the majority of you are.

    Comment by AHAHAHA — February 19, 2007 @ 6:58 pm

  14. Hey HAHAHA have you read this “source”
    It shows how idiot you are !

    Comment by Alex — February 21, 2007 @ 8:54 am

  15. lol

    Comment by Joe — February 28, 2007 @ 6:15 am

  16. “if the operating system itself is over 2GB how could the source code only be 10 KB, LOL shows how stupid the majority of you are.”

    - now that IS funny! Do you think this kid is 12? Do you think he can program? HELL.. do you think he can even spell I.Q ?!

    Comment by Pete — March 1, 2007 @ 7:00 pm

  17. ITS A JOKE, ITS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, AND IT ACTUALLY WAS, SO LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE.

    Comment by bilbo — March 20, 2007 @ 7:57 am

  18. I thought it was funny :|

    Comment by Mario A. Spinthiras — March 24, 2007 @ 8:17 pm

  19. lol

    Really funny

    http://www.vTalk2.com

    Comment by Siddharth Menon — April 14, 2007 @ 6:39 pm

  20. it’s a fake ! Open your eyes !!!

    Comment by pointp — April 15, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

  21. hehe.. that’s great!

    WindowsVista()
    {
    checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();
    /** Ok. The idiot seems to have
    * some high end hardware.
    * Lets make his life miserable
    */
    runInternetExplorer7();
    }
    lol

    mfg RealOerke

    Comment by silicon — April 17, 2007 @ 3:49 pm

  22. lol that was pretty good, i really laughed hard at that!

    Comment by Paranoiahax — April 18, 2007 @ 2:01 am

  23. HAHAHA!!! That’s pretty good :D !

    ie7.featureset = firefox_features

    lol That made me laugh and TRUE.

    Microsoft >= CHEAPSKATES

    and when will they ever realize? hmmmm

    Comment by Clockmaster — April 18, 2007 @ 2:28 am

  24. Sound good.

    Comment by doruk101 — April 20, 2007 @ 11:41 am

  25. no no, the source code is this:

    #include “WINDOWS_98_BETA_RSOD_BSOD_HUMILIATION.H”

    class windows-3-1 extends windows98

    return bsod_times_infinite;
    get
    moneyforbill();
    set
    FULLSYSTEMDESTRUCTIONBYBSODEXCEDENCE(in_1_minute);
    do_not_activate_windows();
    expire();
    bsod();
    bsod();
    reboot_to_rsod();
    die(bsod_rsod);

    Comment by me — July 16, 2007 @ 3:17 am

  26. Это все пистато

    Comment by Поебень — July 31, 2007 @ 4:31 am

  27. Hy people nice to read hehe this ms guys question did some one compile the code? he he please dont work with ms just make examens nothing else just read books but dont work with ms thanks

    Comment by faruk — September 1, 2007 @ 12:05 am

  28. the real vista source
    #include windows_95.h
    if set windows 95 as os
    else
    set os windows 98
    endif
    if ram is set 3 Gb
    then
    print”your ram is to low pleas buy more ram”
    else
    if processor is set to 4GHZ then
    print”your cpu power is to slow please buy an with more power”
    else
    //Game on
    end if
    //Game on
    while
    iexplorer 3.0 i= firefox.cpp i++
    do
    load firefox
    done;

    Comment by faruk — September 1, 2007 @ 12:13 am

  29. LOL @ #include “osx_tiger_features.h”

    KKK! I bet many believed it.

    Comment by Saul_ — September 29, 2007 @ 7:57 am

  30. lastReportedNumberOfBugs should be a long.

    Comment by staticVoid — October 2, 2007 @ 10:22 pm

  31. aw
    aw

    Comment by HUKeyggg — November 17, 2007 @ 7:52 am

  32. Vista source is:

    //Vista source
    //TOP SECRET!!! Codename: Longhorn. Build 6060. Windows Vista

    #include “error.h”
    #include “dos.h”
    // #include “working_os.h”
    #include “6060_alpha1.h”

    #define errors = YES
    #define hardware_support = low
    #define game_prevista_support = low
    #define software_prevista_support = low
    #define os_enable_bluescreen = true

    void main (int systemMemoryGb,int systemProcessorGhz)
    {
    if(systemMemoryGb < 2 or systemProcessorGhz < 3)
    {
    try
    {
    bluescreen_create(reason=needMoreMemory);
    delay(5);
    bluescreen_throw();
    system_shutdown();
    }
    onexception
    {
    error_throw(”Can’t start c:\windows\system32\bluescreen.exe!!! Error id 95427429. Error description: (c:\windows\error_dll_cache\err_desc.dll not found)”);
    hd_led(flashing=true);
    dosomething(time=60s);
    systen_shutdown();
    }
    }
    else
    {
    randdata=prior(high,createRanddata(2gb));
    mem_alloc(2gb);
    mem_put(randdata,previous_allocated_mem_zone());
    uac(true);
    system_load(time=10min);
    sysdefine(loadnewbugs=true,bugloadserver(”http://bugserver.ms.com/getbug.mspx?os=6060&num=unlimited”));
    uac_need_permission();
    do_100_times {
    need_windows_activation(acceptcdkey=false);
    }

    while(!bluescreen)
    {
    system_running(errors=true);
    make_error(randerror());
    disable_antivirus();
    request_attack(from=”hacksrv.hackers.com”);
    firewall_allow(”ipv4(*.*.*.*:*)”);
    throw_rand_bug();
    }

    bluescreen_from_id_throw(rand(0,5555));
    dosomething();
    hd_led(flashing=true);
    halt();

    }

    }

    Comment by teemu — November 18, 2007 @ 9:43 pm

  33. art
    art

    Comment by VAwqOkok — November 22, 2007 @ 6:03 pm

  34. r
    r

    Comment by FehOyuon — December 6, 2007 @ 8:08 pm

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    Comment by FOmqjggg — December 8, 2007 @ 10:11 am

  36. ROFL, it’s a funny picture :-D

    Comment by Lukas Hakos — December 10, 2007 @ 12:17 pm

  37. very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
    Idetrorce

    Comment by Idetrorce — December 16, 2007 @ 11:40 am

  38. i laughed my ass off. anyone who knows anything about programming and how shitty and crashable windows is will think this is funny- Vista no exception……even with all the source code, “Borrowed” from mac osx haha

    thank you for the laugh.

    Comment by ¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ curt — December 17, 2007 @ 11:49 pm

  39. this is all shit

    Comment by Donesh — January 15, 2008 @ 4:48 pm

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  41. jajaja Puto Gates!! Se está forrando a base de robar código fuente de OS X y copiar de sus So’s anteriores…

    if((installedRam < 2 || ProcessorSpeed < 3Ghz))

    printf(”Tu prdenador es una mierda para usar Windows Vista, dejate una pasta en otro nuevo e intenta de nuevo.”);

    else{}

    Comment by rsantos — April 7, 2008 @ 7:13 pm

  42. jajaj que riza este fake… muy bueno por cierto

    Comment by kike — April 7, 2008 @ 9:31 pm

  43. AAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJ
    Muy groso :lol:

    Comment by legalizenla — April 9, 2008 @ 6:39 am

  44. phentermine
    phentermine

    Comment by XUDAjuon — May 1, 2008 @ 4:33 am

  45. The “extends windowsXP” part was true, “implements nothing” made me laugh.

    Seeing this in real syntax was the best part.

    Comment by Josh — August 10, 2008 @ 1:17 am

  46. ““if the operating system itself is over 2GB how could the source code only be 10 KB, LOL shows how stupid the majority of you are.”

    - now that IS funny! Do you think this kid is 12? Do you think he can program? HELL.. do you think he can even spell I.Q ?!”

    Erm, I’m 12 and I understand that:
    a- you are an idiot
    b- you dont understand what “source code” is
    c- you actually think that is really a windows code leak (it’s a JOKE. now SHUT UP)

    Btw i can program, in case you hadn’t guessed.

    Comment by Andrew Faulds — August 15, 2008 @ 12:20 am

  47. You may be 12 and you may be to program, but you don’t seem to be able to use a language called modesty…

    Comment by jleask — August 17, 2008 @ 9:33 pm

  48. jajajaja
    es la pero estupides que he visto…

    !mas dinero para billy, jajaja
    si tiene mucha razon, y ahora con eso de que corta el win xp para obligar ala gente a comprar su basura de vista

    Comment by alcatraz — August 22, 2008 @ 5:14 am

  49. Haha, well done.

    I especially liked the bsod() method. =]

    Comment by Larry — October 15, 2008 @ 1:59 am

  50. Un saluto agli stronzi italiani che guardano la pagina. For the stupid 10th guy that commented: that’s java not C++…Study harder programming then come back

    Comment by Shube — December 5, 2008 @ 4:28 am

  51. @Shube

    Since when would you see C preprocessor directives in Java?

    Comment by jason — July 2, 2009 @ 1:31 pm


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